Notes:

You play PokémonGO, right? You’ve had this happen, right? A tiny Weedle pops up, you throw a Pokéball at it, it deflects. So you throw another. And another. And then a raspberry (because, hey, I can’t fight with it but 500 points for evolving, right?) And then another Pokéball. Then a Great Ball. Then it runs away.

Poof.

Sigh…