09 June 2021

The Secret Weapon

Bea has figured out a new secret weapon with devastating consequences for her unsuspecting opponent.

03 June 2021

Pan con Tomate

While they tolerate pizza sauce and ketchup, my little dragons both harbor a deep distrust of tomatoes and tomato products. To be honest, I HATED cherry tomatoes when I was a kid. I love them now but I get it: weird stuff is weird.

01 April 2021


Occasionally, I’ll be driving somewhere with the big kiddo and she’ll be like, “Remember that time you flicked a booger on that guy’s truck?”. Why yes, yes I do. HOW COULD I FORGET???

11 March 2021

Lemme Check

Sometimes the solution really is worse than the problem.

08 March 2021

I Don’t Want to Go Outside

Yep. It’s one of those days. Tbh, it’s really been one of those years…

05 March 2021

Tortilla de Patatas

My go-to winter comfort food. Tastes just as good warm as it does leftover from the fridge.

09 February 2021

I’m Gonna Hate It.

That’s what he says but he’s really gonna love it and then be super grumpy when it’s over and demand to know when he’s gonna be old enough to be the boss and make everyone go to bed.

04 February 2021

Baked Spanish Tofu

The hardest part of this recipe is keeping snatchy (and probably grubby) little fingers off of a hot pan when I take it out of the oven. Extra bonus points for being vegan!

25 January 2021

The Struggle is Real

The current bookends to my son’s day. I know he’ll get over it someday and I’m sincerely hoping the next phase is just as entertaining.

18 January 2021

Dot dot dot

100% unabridged from the original conversation. My daughter thinks this story is hilarious and is sure you will too.